Your face begs for Shakespeare.

lunachicktv:

Favorite Foods + Garlic Bread


#america’s past top models

Have you given any thought to what your fans nickname is gonna be called?

gnny:

the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window

captainkirkmccoy:

chaffeebicknell:

thebutterflysgrave:

am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me

am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel

does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy

theheirsofdurin:

Adventure taken entirely at Burglar’s own risk. Present company shall not be liable for injuries inflicted by or sustained as a consequence thereof, including, but not limited to lacerations, evisceration, incineration.

our-girl-friday:

iguanamouth:

out of it

I have never identified with anything more

our-girl-friday:

iguanamouth:

out of it

I have never identified with anything more

countdankula:

vonmunsterr:

pink-sodaa:

I just died 😳

some guy on facebook tried to tell me that kat dennings’ boobs aren’t good because she’s overweight. like if that isn’t the most perfect rack/bod you’ve ever seen then get the fuck out of my face.

She’s perfect like wtf

everythinginheregleams:

People with power never fail to abuse it. Even those with good intentions. 

metalliccolouredtitan:

more heckin’ up from the scanner
okay my palettes are pretty terrible too but my scanner is awful
fastforwardmotion

metalliccolouredtitan:

more heckin’ up from the scanner

okay my palettes are pretty terrible too but my scanner is awful

fastforwardmotion

retrogradeworks:

knives-joans:

swipedsweetrolls:

lexet:

everythingshinesunderthesun:

thats-a-little-gay:

lexet:

melody-of-the-sea:

camiekahle:

WHAT BABE

THE BABE WITH THE POWER

WHAT POWER

THE POWER OF VOODOO

WHO DO?

YOU DO

DO WHAT?

THAT’LL DO

Oh my fucking god.

retrogradeworks:

knives-joans:

swipedsweetrolls:

lexet:

everythingshinesunderthesun:

thats-a-little-gay:

lexet:

melody-of-the-sea:

camiekahle:

WHAT BABE

THE BABE WITH THE POWER

WHAT POWER

THE POWER OF VOODOO

WHO DO?

YOU DO

DO WHAT?

THAT’LL DO

Oh my fucking god.

weapens:

ppl joke about murder on this website all the time but i have to wonder exactly how many people there are here who have actually murdered someone because statistically it’s impossible that everyone here HASN’T murdered anyone

745 plays

dapartybanter:

requested by gallows-bound

Sten: Dwarf.
Oghren: What?
Sten: Stop tripping me.
Oghren: Stop tripping yourself.
Sten: If you are significant enough to notice, I wouldn’t step on you.
Oghren: Oh, well… your mother.
Sten: That was disappointing, I expected better from you.
Oghren: *sigh* Sorry, I was in a rush.

“Happy to help.”