Your face begs for Shakespeare.

raideo:

spookyelric:

sphynx-prince:

yungcoochie:

bankston:

goodreasonnews:

amazingatheist:

I’m so glad to see the younger generation waking up to this hypocrisy. 

The homeowner at 22 one is killing me.

…………………….

This meme makes me so angry because it’s so on-target.

I am screaming

this isn’t even funny to me it just makes me want to find the nearest baby boomer and deck them in the mouth

I reblog this every time because it always re-ignites my anger.

I feel you sphynx-prince.  

brennacedria:

bellisadinosaur:

eyeofsithis:

inspiring-the-mind:

awesome

This is what fighting a high dragon in Dragon Age is like

That green one spends the entire fight just getting thrown around.

In all of my experiences with dragons in DA, the green one is Zevran. I’m sorry, Zev lovers, but it’s true. I tried taking him to dragon fights, I tried speccing him though the whole damn game as nothing but an archer so he’d stay out of the way when fighting dragons, and it always looks like this instead.

brennacedria:

bellisadinosaur:

eyeofsithis:

inspiring-the-mind:

awesome

This is what fighting a high dragon in Dragon Age is like

That green one spends the entire fight just getting thrown around.

In all of my experiences with dragons in DA, the green one is Zevran. I’m sorry, Zev lovers, but it’s true. I tried taking him to dragon fights, I tried speccing him though the whole damn game as nothing but an archer so he’d stay out of the way when fighting dragons, and it always looks like this instead.

joannekwan:

Oh the things I talked Alistair into doing…

joannekwan:

Oh the things I talked Alistair into doing…

ydrill:

Cats in piles

officialhamlet:

i want realistic modern fantasy like

someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)

a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist

a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys

summoning a demon for the vine

selfies with mermaids

prank calling wizards

OKAY moving on. Let’s start this poetry assessment!

(Which I’m actually really enjoying already because it’s pretty much “write 4 poems and then write a 750 essay in which you critical analyse said poems” and it’s so creative and freeing /clutches pages of poems to her chest/)

/welcomes your sympathy hug and reciprocates with a appreciative hug squeeze/ thank you.

Oh yes. Experience /heavy sigh/ I could have had that back in the day… I had my first job back in high school; unfortunately that was also when I had my first panic attack and really depressed thoughts. You can imagine how that ended. It’s hard to work hard when you’re a confused, sad and scared teenager. Now all I want is a random 9-5 retail job which leaves me time to write.

/welcomes your sympathy hug and reciprocates with a appreciative hug squeeze/ thank you.

Oh yes. Experience /heavy sigh/ I could have had that back in the day… I had my first job back in high school; unfortunately that was also when I had my first panic attack and really depressed thoughts. You can imagine how that ended. It’s hard to work hard when you’re a confused, sad and scared teenager. Now all I want is a random 9-5 retail job which leaves me time to write.

I can come across fairly air-headed and slightly naive on the internet sometimes - because I will blurt things out in the heat of the moment (like many people do surprise surprise) - but please do not talk down to me. It makes me furious. I’m a very intelligent young woman and I do not appreciate being talked down to. Even if you don’t mean it, and are just trying to inform me of something, don’t do it. I get around to doing my own research in my own time, all the time. I don’t need anyone to tell me what to do or steer me in the right direction - unless I ask for it. So stop. Rack off.

Okay so I read up on the Golden Key society, there’s pretty much no point in joining except to add some filler to one’s résumé (and mine is empty so???) but I will leave it up to my mother; I’ll tell her it’s all for nought but she will probably still like the idea of me putting it on my CV idk

Note: I haven’t had a job since 2011, people, and that was a commission job which I lasted 2 weeks at because I didn’t have the “sales drive” within me to peddle cosmetics to unwilling people wandering through shopping centres (YEP, I’ve been one of those people). So I’ll pretty much do anything to flesh out my CV okay?

I know, I read the pamphlet and such, but like I said, should look good on my CV. My mum could pay the $100 (it’s only a one-off fee after all). I’ll leave it up to her though, she’ll probably be impressed by it.

I know, I read the pamphlet and such, but like I said, should look good on my CV. My mum could pay the $100 (it’s only a one-off fee after all). I’ll leave it up to her though, she’ll probably be impressed by it.

starblaine:

Marvel’s Chris Crisis (Chrisis) do the ice bucket challenge * * *

dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

needlesslycryptic:

The Seeker

needlesslycryptic:

The Seeker

connorkenwayy:

ive literally drawn my gf for 418578 times and i still cant draw her necklace thing B(
commissions 

connorkenwayy:

ive literally drawn my gf for 418578 times and i still cant draw her necklace thing B(

commissions 

misspaper:

who the hell let you two in
I’m done.

misspaper:

who the hell let you two in

I’m done.