Your face begs for Shakespeare.

I’ve had a stomach bug for the past few days and oh god I’m just so hungry all I want is decent food and yet I won’t let myself eat anything other than soup or crackers right now because I’m too afraid of throwing up

jarpad:

do you ever just stop and think about your obsession with something and say to yourself “oh man, i’m in too deep

snowyarcherprince:

nostopdasgay:

shubbabang:

One of my close friends is a belly dancer

And god help you if she gets bored and decides to knock her hip against yours

Like we could just be walking

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I SWEAR THEY HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL HIPS ON THE PLANET

Tumblr user shubbabang is blasting off again!

The hips, they don’t lie…

shessomethingsarcastic:

thepompousoctopus:

My girlfriend…

Yes.

lesupernerd:

eisenbergandelephants:

WHO FUCKING DID THIS

THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST TRAGIC DEATHS IN CINEMA HISTORY AND YOU HAVE MADE IT INTO A MOCKERY

FUCK YOU

meshinator:

AIR FORCE HUA

meshinator:

AIR FORCE HUA

fallingloki:

listen i don’t give a fuck if we’re friends, if we’re playing videogames i will show you no mercy. fuck you. be strong.

algrenion:

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

 


captkylej:

khan-locked:

BYE
Give yourself permission to immediately walk away from anything that gives you bad vibes. There is no need to explain or make sense of it. Just trust what you feel.
unknown (via misteree)
Bad books on writing tell you to ‘WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW’, a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery.

Joe Haldeman (via maxkirin)

I have said this a million times. “Write what you know” is bullshit.

LEARN THINGS TO KNOW THAT ARE WORTH WRITING ABOUT.

(via gailsimone)

villainyforbeginners:

she’s getting ready to go on a date, can you guess who with? i’ll give you a hint: it starts with ‘p’ ends in ‘atsy walker’. also if you’re wondering who’s on the phone it’s my inability to draw collarbones calling bring bring please pick up.

Of course they know.

[That Vulture article from April 2013]

If you repeatedly criticize someone for liking something you don’t, they won’t stop liking it. They’ll stop liking you.
(via jackswhites)